Best Of Laugh a Little

"Laugh a little" started as a monthly newsletter in 1992.

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April 2010 
 

Don"t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can"t.
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If you think nobody cares if you"re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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Generally speaking, you aren"t learning much when your mouth is moving.
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How does Teflon stick to the pan?
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Experience is what you get when you didn"t get what you wanted.
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For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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Don"t take life too seriously, you won"t get out alive
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you criticize them, you"re a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Assassins do it from behind.
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
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42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
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Chetan, Sanjeet & Devendra Narain